無聊足球二三事

一、

紐卡素球迷們,狂呼吧,我們竟然摸和車路士。我們的歡呼聲直達非洲:

Two British men held captive by pirates off Somalia have spoken
for the first time from on board the captured Sirius Star.

Ten days after the Saudi oil tanker and its 25 crew were seized
by “heavily armed” pirates in the notorious waters of the Gulf
of Aden, Peter French and James Grady were allowed to speak by
telephone to ITV News.

Mr French, the ship’s chief engineer, from Co Durham, said:
“The pirates are no problem whatsoever. We have had no
mistreatment or anything.

“Hopefully we are going to get some more phone calls to our
families soon. Our families don’t have too much to worry about
at the moment. All in all, we are not too badly off.”

Before passing the telephone to the second British hostage,
Mr
French asked ITV News about the Newcastle United score at the
weekend. On hearing of his team’s 0-0 draw away to Chelsea, he
said: “Excellent, that’s a good score for us."

(Thanks to nufc.com)

二、

某年歐洲國家盃賽事,英格蘭對羅馬尼亞。早上我在英國上機回香港,賽事下午才開始,恨得心癢癢。

飛機降落在赤鱲角,機長在speaker說完一大批例牌資料之後,說:Another important news update…

(全機肅靜……)

…Euro 2000, England 2 Romania 3. 

全機「車」聲四起,當然,大部份是男中音和男高音。

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4 responses to “無聊足球二三事”

  1. hystericireul says :

    「某年歐洲國家盃賽事,英格蘭對羅馬尼亞。早上我在英國上機回香港,賽事下午才開始,恨得心癢癢。飛機降落在赤鱲角,機長在speaker說完一大批例牌資料之後,說:Another important news update… (全機肅靜……)…Euro 2000, England 2 Romania 3.  全機「車」聲四起,當然,大部份是男中音和男高音。」
    沒有男低音嗎?

  2. HoHangLeung says :

    Euro 2000, England 2 Romania 3. 呢一年我出去bar睇超興奮, 但又唔敢太大聲叫怕d人輸錢唔順超 … 諗起都開心

  3. johncoal says :

    @hystericireul : 車聲四起嘛,哪裏有人放輕聲調,用低沉的聲線,「車」….@HoHangLeung:之前那場他們砌低德國,個個當他們神一樣….

  4. Frostig says :

    That captain was so, so funny!  Haha.   
    @johncoal – 應該說男低音的聲線在此情況下不會太突出,哈哈。

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