Bad Jokes

1.

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do
it!" He said, “Nobody loves me." I said, “God loves you. Do you believe
in God?"

He said, “Yes." I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?"
He said, “A Christian." I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He
said, “Protestant." I said, “Me, too! What franchise?" He said,
“Baptist." I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He
said, “Northern Baptist." I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative
Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, “Northern
Conservative Baptist." I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist
Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?"
He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said,
“Me, too!"

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region
Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region
Council of 1912?" He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes
Region Council of 1912." I said, “Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

Emo Philips, he said he wrote it 20 years ago.

2.

「會否是同名同姓,搞錯資料?」

— 對於接連有泛民議員被拒入境澳門,民建聯主席譚耀宗表示,民建聯沒有討論此事(信報)

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莊炭頭,黑口黑面,體形龐大,在新區舊區中學任教新新學科。努力學習發聲,並以指導學生找出自己的聲線為業。

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